The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
by steven yard June 30, 2010
1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.
by XNarz September 25, 2019
1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
by shmaller July 20, 2006
Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
by ash-hole February 21, 2007
chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
by daksrevolution May 04, 2007
the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop
by Eli the snowboarder December 06, 2010
I don't like non-ruffled chips!
by Zach G. January 16, 2004