Example One:
Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?
White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.
Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?
White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.
Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk April 05, 2016
Shawn: Dad what was you watching on my iPad?
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!
GheeFunny: I didn’t touch your iPad.
Shawn: Then what’s Hot Pink Chocolate Brown?
GheeFunny: Oh, that’s a ice cream website for adults. Delete that! Delete that now!
by Bagel1944 October 17, 2019
Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
by quickfire14 February 24, 2013
When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
by Yvng_Sauce January 07, 2021
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
by the bearded clown July 26, 2010
michael:hey 7 news i have a scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop
7 News Australia: Hi Michael, would you mind giving us the details?
michael: ice cream scoop
by Dumbass510 May 28, 2019
Chinese Cream Pie
I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 01, 2022