A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
Get the Jack Crapmug. You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
Get the Chinese Crapmug. by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
Get the The crapsmug. by aye boii July 17, 2017
Get the ass crap wipemug. by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016
Get the Crap Cammug. The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
Get the Crap Sandwichmug. Me:Wow Peyton!! That was a really juicy crap!!
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
by TheJediAgentOfShield April 20, 2022
Get the Juicy Crapmug.