You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus August 01, 2024
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night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.
Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..
by Cardinalsfan1988 July 28, 2015
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breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.
Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!
by JCutts March 23, 2019
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West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast
by Toenail_eater23 July 15, 2020
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Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay December 10, 2015
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Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems
Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her
by Whowy110 March 31, 2010
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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 12, 2021
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