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Bloody Clydesdale

When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks
Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude
by Msoups April 26, 2024
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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Bloody Mason

Act of cumming in a gay man mouth that has rotten teeth and gingivitis. Then he swishes it around in his mouth added blood from his gums. Then spitting it in a shot glass for you to shoot. Like a snowball but pink.
Andrew took a Bloody Mason after plowing David.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 4, 2022
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bloody bubble cum fuck

When a woman puts her period blood and her partners cum in her mouth a blows bubbles till the liquid covers his body
I gave Jason the best bloody bubble cum fuck last night he will never forget it
by Simpress January 22, 2023
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non bloody buddy

When you plan on a bloody Mary trip and your BFF and her man skip out on it.....
Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya
by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023
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bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.
"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"
by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017
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