Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

bloody meatball

When you go balls deep in a girl during her period and your balls get bloody. Then making her suck the blood off.

Damn she was like a vampire after she sucked my bloody meatball.

by White Iverson 2.0 August 2, 2016

bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

A bloody eel

A booger that you can’t get out and when you finally do your nose is a waterfall of blood

I just had a bloody eel give me a minute

by Omgimkindaflattered March 13, 2020

bloody cherokee

When your girl is on her period and you go down on her while she's bleeding.. Rub the blood all over your body and scream like an Indian

Fuckboy: Let me go down on you
Girl: But I'm on my period
Fuckboy: I'm gonna give you a Bloody Cherokee
Girl: Oh fuck yes!!
Fuckboy: *rubs pussy blood all over body* AHAAAAAAAHHHAAAA

by FuckingHorny July 1, 2016

Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”

by JuizeBox December 28, 2023

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020