(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.
2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.
3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.
— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).
See also: nutstorm
1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”
3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”
by dinguistics July 29, 2025
Get the D Blastmug. dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.
by xDSMILE February 17, 2010
Get the blastedmug. When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. by Garry_ May 7, 2025
Get the Baja blast memug. by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024
Get the Blast the pipesmug. The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
Get the donkey blastedmug.