Total Biscuit

A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet

"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*

by buttpainisreal March 31, 2015

Cheddar Biscuit

A pear-shaped, generic looking female of Caucasian descent. Generally the cheddar biscuit has soft, blotchy skin and an affinity for UGG boots.

How does that cheddar biscuit have such a hot boyfriend?

by Mojo Morton November 2, 2011

biscuit tits

Breasts that are desirable for titfucking

Those biscuit tits are ideal for dunking

by JackStalker August 23, 2011

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

disco biscuit

a biscuit with rainbows on it

"mr.c would you care for a disco biscuit?"

by white mustang November 1, 2011

Limp biscuits

When a transgender woman takes estrogen, the penis can no longer get fully hard. Meaning their penis will always be limp, because of the medication they take.

Natalie is having trouble during sexual intercourse, as she's taking limp biscuits.

by Creative twat September 3, 2021

les-biscuit

A deviant sexual act involving 3 lesbians and a silver pot full of biscuits.

"Last night I had Victoria and Terry-Anne come over and we pulled off a les-biscuit. Hey... wait, where are you going?"

by Asaf September 17, 2005