seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

Bat

To Wank or Masturbate

Yeah man, I was chucking a bat the other night to a picture of your girlfriend.

by o3o November 24, 2018

Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”

Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat

by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

BATs

Big-Ass Titties.

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.

by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019

Bat it

To persuade some one to do something or/to aim to do something.

Friend1: Ayo that girl is leng I wonna go chat to her. Friend2: bro you should “bat it” and see what she if she wants you

by …Switch… August 25, 2022