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Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.
Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
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Bake the turkey

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014
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See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.
Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009
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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
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Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life
Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked
by Lil Potato June 24, 2017
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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