Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

Bloody Mary

Enjoying a shot of vodka and a stick of celery as you go down on a girl who is on her period.

Enjoy your Bloody Mary with a little class.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed

Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty

by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021

Bloody Pad

a bloody mary with red bull

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.

by Jendave January 16, 2022

Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.

We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza

by Stegner February 2, 2024

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022