by sylveeisbeter December 21, 2022

She’s probably has curly hair and is really shy but she’s also kinda mean sometimes but she’s mostly nice and she also has a lot of celebrity crushes 🙄 but that’s besides the point. She also has nice boobs and a curvy body she probably has a secret relationship or two long story short she’s cool
by Idkdikdidk March 30, 2022

The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.
Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?
Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?
Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...
by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.
by DeepUltraViolet December 20, 2020

A "Big" orange republican lady who wears a perfectly groomed blonde wig, despises the baby shark song, and sounds like she is shouting when speaking at a normal tone. You can typically hear Big Als approaching due to their loud nature, jingling keys and dragging of their feet.
by BIG AL SHARK March 29, 2019

(noun / expression)
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ
Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.
Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.
These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:
"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"
"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"
Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ
Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.
Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.
These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:
"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"
"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"
Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
by Reasonable_Doubt August 5, 2025
