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Maybe a tool can be cool?

You're one of many in here & all are individually special. Good tools shouldn't be used & abused but often are, time to wise up to how others are really treating you?
Don't become someone who is a mere instrument to be used by others. For example : If you're a screwdriver don't let them use you as a hammer, it will mess up the tool.
There are many kind hearted souls who'd almost do anything for anyone (within reason), not realising they look ' a tool ' to the crafty & unscrupulous that use them.
by Snow piss = global warming 66 October 15, 2017
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Tool

Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.
What a tool!
by Legit AF November 8, 2022
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tool

a person who doesnt understand this meaning n has to look it up on urban dictionary to use against a friend when they dont even kno it
kimberely anna-lynn ?? ..or somone with bigger boobs then her body structure

kim is a tool cuz she has big boobs n no brains
by erkelnator June 11, 2008
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Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.
Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.
by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010
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fag tool

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.
Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.
by Emoshy September 15, 2016
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Tool-ly

A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011
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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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