The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 23, 2010
An teenage Caucasian male who is addicted to all sorts of drugs including but not limited to mary J, K3, tramadol, tab, acid, and molly.
Also enjoys sucking his fathers penis and letting him finish all over his face and chest.
Attends summer school every year because he has no brains whatsoever.
Also has no friends and likes to creep on little boys and girls.
Also enjoys sucking his fathers penis and letting him finish all over his face and chest.
Attends summer school every year because he has no brains whatsoever.
Also has no friends and likes to creep on little boys and girls.
by King Kong Ding Dong sucker April 28, 2010
i am thomas metcalfe
by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019
She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas
by KezaBash November 03, 2020
The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 04, 2020
by Iamyourslavet.h March 13, 2022
thomas igneous rock is a rock who is often sick from cancer, lung cancer, ball cancer, cancer cancer and other cancer. he likes the sad game splatoon thats really bad also kinda dead. thomas will die so be careful.
is that the igneous rock who gets different cancers every day and likes that disgusting game splatoon
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
ew thats a thomas igneous rock
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 22, 2022