Polly pie is the result of a vagina that has received multiple loads of semen during a small span of time. Usually on the same day. Also known as "poly pie."
by Kit E September 30, 2013
Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.
by nick_69420 December 08, 2020
A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.
"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
by Lavadog84 December 13, 2018
by Captain Penis-Grabber December 01, 2011
When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.
Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”
by DrunkMonkeyDude October 05, 2020
To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 12, 2015