lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

luke

luke is funny,he loves everyone.

luke loves me

by freaking but face June 13, 2023

luke o donnell

A gay boy that has a small penis and does nothing

You are such a luke o donnell

by Anyone coming December 14, 2017

Luke

Gay ass fuckboi sleeps wth children. Has little to no testacles. Thinks he's the goat when actually he gets fucked by he goat.

Girls: Wow I heard luke aux coc
Luke: I do and I'm proud of it.

by William Murphy January 2, 2019

Luke

A complete dumba** who thinks he’s good at golf and hunting. He likes boys and he beats his meat to Mulan. He beats black people with is golf club and tells them to go f**k themeselves.

I meeting my friend Luke at da theata tonight

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD September 16, 2019

Luke

A luke is a funny, caring, loyal, sexy big dick mother fucker there is. He a womans man, will always treat them with upmost respect and will fuck you good in the bed he always knows your needs.

Jade: you should see how big lukes dick is
Olivia: how bigg!!
Jade: hugee it ripped me apart

by Lukedog45689 August 17, 2023

Luke Draper

Someone who is named Luke with the last name Draper. Could be very talented, could also be a raging diva that will absolutely murder you to get to the top. But, could also be really sweet and kind. Either way.. watch out for Luke Drapers.

Man.... don't be a Luke Draper put the knife down!

Awe you're funny! You remind me of Luke Draper.
I walked out to my car and someone spray painted "hoe" on it. Must have been Luke Draper!

by 100percentthatbitchfromtexas June 14, 2023