A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.
I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.
by alanaisalive June 6, 2023
Get the San Junipero Bi mug.Ashley: "Hey, what type of sauce should I get for your wings? Ranch or blue cheese?"
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
by CountShaftula March 10, 2023
Get the Bi-sauceual mug.the assumption that everyone is bisexual until they indicate otherwise - as opposed to assuming everyone is hetero .
“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
by Alis0nr0se July 24, 2024
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Get the Bi-licky mug.A printed book created as a charming parody of a children's book series originally entitled "Curious George".
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
The original "Curious George" series may have been suitable for kids. "Bi-Curious George"? It looks to be a small printed book in the same format and style, but is packed with innuendo about his desire for sea men and the monkey business he gets up to with fire fighters. Likely an inside joke, for adults.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
by bitchuck August 9, 2024
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Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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*-you are only attracted to Lexu, this one particularly no other, you may not contribute to this sexuality if you dont play deepwoken, fnf, dying light, and gpo…. he has many standards dating him, you must be an egirl , orwhat slave, and you must serve him for anything he commands you to do.-*. (Lex. #2499)
*-you are only attracted to Lexu, this one particularly no other, you may not contribute to this sexuality if you dont play deepwoken, fnf, dying light, and gpo…. he has many standards dating him, you must be an egirl , orwhat slave, and you must serve him for anything he commands you to do.-*. (Lex. #2499)
I am .Bi-Lexual.
by Bi-Lexual February 12, 2023
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