A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.
I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.
by alanaisalive June 6, 2023
Get the San Junipero Bimug. A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. by grostata October 22, 2018
Get the Bater bismug. people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
Get the Bi-PFP Disordermug. Charlie Sheen: Bipolar WOW what does that even mean
Interviewer: I guess that your in 2 ends of the spectrum
CS:and then what what's the cure medicine? make me like them?...i'm bi-winning i win HERE and i win THERE now what?
Interviewer: I guess that your in 2 ends of the spectrum
CS:and then what what's the cure medicine? make me like them?...i'm bi-winning i win HERE and i win THERE now what?
by mdrizzledrizzy March 28, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. by oheckno March 28, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. by Sweet Golden Greek June 22, 2016
Get the bi-bathroombabemug.