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Super Straight

David:im Super Straight!

Sam:gross

David:i just want a werewolf daddy
by Egg Zey May 9, 2022
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Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.
Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..
by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021
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Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight
Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass
by LoDoSi December 2, 2011
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Super Straight

Super straight is the sexuality that means you are only attracted to the opposite sex that are born that way.This means you are not attracted to transgender people
Transgender Women:Are you attracted to me?

Super straight man:No, because my sexuality is being super straight meaning I only am attracted to women who are straight and are born women.This does not mean I don’t like you as a person though
by MichaelDaTruth March 6, 2021
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straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery
"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"
by joesphjoe February 12, 2010
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Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
“Noahs a super straight
Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022
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Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*
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