Blasting a mighty load into your girl's mouth, then pissing down her nostrils to let both of your potent juices mix.
by MercoIsDumb January 25, 2022
The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020
The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
by YNWL January 23, 2019
Lemons 🍋
The most celestial relentless group in twitter history boasting a 639-0 record against osmoshit. The lemons are the pioneers of protecting twitter from nonces such as comeasyouwxre and beatleebum
The most celestial relentless group in twitter history boasting a 639-0 record against osmoshit. The lemons are the pioneers of protecting twitter from nonces such as comeasyouwxre and beatleebum
by NoellyG September 09, 2020
When one attempts to provide a detailed and precise explanation of how an individual who lacks vision perceives the world around them.
The term 'lemon' from 'lemon pov' is derived from 'LemonryLive' a Portuguese streamer a legally blind person.
The term 'lemon' from 'lemon pov' is derived from 'LemonryLive' a Portuguese streamer a legally blind person.
by videojogos1000 November 23, 2024
by Sexydimma October 05, 2017