by mariokart.is.good.game.dont@me November 16, 2019
An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.
I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!
by CrabAppleSnapple December 14, 2010
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by Tippsi_luvs_Hakkai August 14, 2007
by andrew December 11, 2003
An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.
There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.
Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...
Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...
Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!
Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...
Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...
Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!
by damadalpha January 30, 2009
by charlie February 26, 2004