stupid nerd

a person who acts nerdy but is actually really dumb

Teacher: Sorry "Bob" 49 divided by 7 is not 62
Nerd 1: L O L it's seven dork
stupid nerd: Oh my goodness, you're so hurtful

by fashizzleeps December 15, 2008

Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.

I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.

by labgeeks July 23, 2011

flappy nerd

Somebody who's entire life and existence revolves around becoming the best

Bryson your such a flappy nerd you can never be the best so get a life

by Micah Cech February 15, 2014

Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Nerd-bridge

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.

"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession

Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.

by grubber8888 November 19, 2010