by Macarenamacarenamacarena December 7, 2019

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.
I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!
by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

by Tippsi_luvs_Hakkai August 17, 2007

by andrew December 10, 2003

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.
There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.
Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...
Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...
Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!
Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...
Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...
Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!
by damadalpha January 30, 2009

by charlie February 25, 2004

drama revolving around the myspace top 8, 16, and 24 including fighting, excitement, rage and other various emotions.
"why am i not in your top 8 whore!"
"i'll put you in my top 8 if i can be in yours!!"
" i think you should find out a way to put me in your top eight cutie ; "
"OMG did you hear about the Top 8 Drama?? Her boyfriend didn't even make top 16!!!!!"
"i'll put you in my top 8 if i can be in yours!!"
" i think you should find out a way to put me in your top eight cutie ; "
"OMG did you hear about the Top 8 Drama?? Her boyfriend didn't even make top 16!!!!!"
by Kate and Haley September 17, 2006
