The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
by bodyarmoroutcast April 15, 2020
When you go to the woods and cut down a small tree leaving 10 inches or so of the stump then you put a plastic bag over it then a condom over that then you and your friends take turns squatting over it ramming it in and out of your ass
by Plumer the stump master April 03, 2014
The dirty Paighton is the act of whereby a man bends over and shits into the recipient’s mouth, then the recipient chews and spits it over the penis and begins to blow him. The man then receives a sloppy, shitty blowjob
Ethan: Omg mate did you hear what happened last night?
Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.
Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.
Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.
Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.
by Yachunckyboi May 04, 2019
The act of banging hot strippers while you are still wearing your fishing gear and pissed on hot beer. As you ejaculate you scream "3 metre Flatty" and hold your dick like a fishing rod and cast your cum all over the catwalk.
by Hornymilitarybois November 19, 2020
When Zaryab helicopters on top of your hairy tits and finishes you off by shitting on your chest while baba is watching
by trizzytan August 27, 2021
When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings
by ricewithduhspringroll April 29, 2020