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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
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Big black oiled up man

A big black man, typically very strong, covered in oil.
“Yo cuh did you see that big black oiled up man?”
by PeterGazer24 February 28, 2024
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Spider-man

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
The forest fire had Spider-manned the tree house I had built there.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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Man Waltz

Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.
"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."
by muscledummie April 15, 2010
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Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.
"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett
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