aint gon do shit

You're not going to do whatever it is you just threatened to do.

Chelsea: hoe I'mma steal your man if you don't back the fuck up
Sara: you aint gon do shit

by justabee14 April 9, 2019

Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

by ANNA! April 5, 2020

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME

by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020

Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.

Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.

by jfdfdy November 26, 2011

SBM(shit bhai moment)

a true sbm is when shit bhai unintentionally comes out of ur mouth,from ur heart

bansal did u eat dinner
bansal:no im on a keto diet i ate chips

everyone:SBM(shit bhai moment)

by REDDY ANNA MALLESWARAM August 4, 2022