Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"

by eshady08m March 31, 2009

Miss me with that gay shit

What you say when mother fuckers saying shit that getting gay as he'll and you ain't tryna be gay an shit

Ryan: did you watch that episode of my little pony last night it was lit

Johnny: What the fuck dude miss me with that gay shit mother fucker

by Mismewitdatgayshit987 October 30, 2016

I'm Too Old For This Shit

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009

a cat shit in my mouth

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.

cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.

by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005

I'm not trying to start shit

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

by Baby D123 February 26, 2011