if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

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I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

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I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

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I loved the part

Things that people say online when a new trailer for a film comes out, that actually has nothing to do with what happened in the movie as it often involves characters and quotes from other movies.

It's in reference to the memes that came about after the release of Morbius, i.e. "I loved the part where Morbius said 'It's Morbin' time!' and Morbed all over the bad guys." The joke therein is that this didn't actually happen in the movie, but because practically no one watched it everyone started making ironic memes saying that it was the best movie ever and talking about their "favourite" parts which are actually blatant lies. Now people are using different variations of that sentence for other entertainment, particularly when they think said entertainment is of low quality.

Commentor: I loved the part where Uncle Ben said "With great power, comes great responsibility" and Dom said "No. With great power, comes family." A true cinematic masterpiece!

Everyone else looking for genuinely interesting comments on the video: Shut the fuck up bitch

by SwaggyOmelette May 3, 2023

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