you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

August 2nd, go ask your crush out!!

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.

by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022

National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.

“I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”

by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

National suck and grab your guy bestfriends dicks day 29 june, go and grab your besties dick

Duke; Hey Charlotte can you suck and grab my dick? it’s National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

charlotte: Sure duke! :)

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

National give someone your hoodie day

November 7th is national give someone your hoodie day.

Bob: hey julie

Julie: whats up bob?
Bob: do you want my hoodie? Its national give someone your hoodie day?

by Davey sanders November 2, 2020

Go end your mere existence peasant

Stronger than go commit die.

1:ur mom gay
2:Go end your mere existence peasant
1: *dies instantly*

by weeb but not furry March 27, 2020

call your teacher by their first name week

on the 18th of november till the 24th of november you call your teacher by their first name

call your teacher by their first name week the you call your teacher by their first name

by doctor jeffrey November 15, 2019