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Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020
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Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
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Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?
by Smellerno October 26, 2020
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Tanky-wanky

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU
by amrpowershot January 8, 2021
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The Wocky Slush Effect

When the slush (or any noun) is so wocky you go retarded
"Yo man what's wrong with him? All he did was take a sip and now he's trippin!"
"That's the Wocky Slush Effect!"
by imakedumbdefinitions February 11, 2021
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Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et
That wanker is such a willy wonka
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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