british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 16, 2017
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slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.
I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!
by City cowgirl March 26, 2018
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Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
by Dramaaaaaaaa February 09, 2017
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life slap

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 04, 2010
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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slap juice

i drank slap juice and then i went by my mom.
by PointingatmyBALLZ December 13, 2022
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Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.
Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.
by AmyLane September 11, 2023
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