JV Warrior

A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.

Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”

by Prison Sal January 27, 2025

cowgirl warrior

A man who can’t perform on top due to age, injury, laziness, or fitness so he purely has sex in the cowgirl position to not put in any physical work during sex

How does Bill Belichick have sex with his girlfriend? She’s so young and he’s so old!

Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.

by nbayoungboyslatt4l February 6, 2025

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.

"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.

John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior

by elemaeoh February 24, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025

Washam Warrior

A group of individuals on YouTube who are led by a narcissistic weirdo named Betty Washam (although that is not her real name as she has been married something like 7 times now.

Betty Washam is currently on YouTube under the channel name YouTube Daze which is actually a really good name for her because she often does drugs, drinks, does inappropriate dances, screams at people and loses her channel so she just fires up another channel on YouTube, calls it something else and she's back to being a world-famous nobody.

Washam Warriors are expected to protect Betty at all costs. That means threatening other people, having Betty thread another people, doxing people, threatening people and just overall being jerks to people.

Betty Washam attracts a "special" kind of individual to her Warriors.

Omg, he's Washam Warrior now? Oh well, I guess he's lost his soul to the dark side.

by Trash Disposal February 28, 2025