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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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BR Warrior mentality

the br mindset in aom to never give up and fight until the death
take all the hunt in the map including polar bear and wolves
friend: oh shit is that marceloBR
marceloBR: brb phone
me: you fucked up man he pauses games he lost and wont unpause until you resign / lag crash the game its the BR Warrior mentality
by aomcu April 8, 2022
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er
I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.
by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015
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keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
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Dykebar Warrior

The infomous dykebar warrior is not only a Shiite bag but also lacks the ability to roll a joint. You may see local dykebar warriors in your neighbourhood but not to worry they won’t do any harm they all suffer from a rare disease called HHMS (hinks he’s mental syndrome)
It’s the Dykebar warriors at it again looking for a jump in
by Peter McMartinson December 3, 2018
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Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.
DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah
by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024
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