Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.

Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous

by Take the weather February 12, 2018

mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018

dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017

van Bos

A male person with a beard and a wooden-plank like (rigid) body.

This is commonly used in the west of the Netherlands.

He can't even pick his own keys from the ground. This guy is like a van Bos.

It looks like the guy never shaves his beard. He is like a van Bos.

by Kozie87 August 28, 2012

van-beak

A really weird and odd guy, usually has a strong odor of moist eggs, usually with awesome parents, he just didn't turn out right. Although an odd character he usually hangs with the coolest people.

Hey do you see that guy van-beak over there, he smells, but, is hanging with those other cool guys.

by ~Vitalis October 19, 2013

Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.

Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.

by kovila13 February 19, 2012

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011