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twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.
"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."
by ekoorbl October 20, 2013
mugGet the twat conemug.

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
mugGet the twat trappermug.

Twat shit

Something very expensive that a twat would wear e.g. a £300 Gucci T-shirt
Look that guys wearing twat shit
by WillieHich December 3, 2019
mugGet the Twat shitmug.

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.
Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.
by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016
mugGet the twat yachtingmug.

Twat maestro

A guy who a twat and a masero at being it
by Sex vibe July 25, 2018
mugGet the Twat maestromug.

Twat Dropping

1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.

2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"

2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010
mugGet the Twat Droppingmug.

Twat nugget

You’re such a twat nugget Karen!
by I dunno 🤷‍♀️ March 16, 2022
mugGet the Twat nuggetmug.

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