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Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway
The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.
by Drcalloway March 4, 2021
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Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
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Powell Trucking

Your Powell Trucking hat looks very submissive today
by LeviiWasTaken June 20, 2022
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truck

by nikkigurl February 2, 2016
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Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 5, 2019
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dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.
A dick truck is just like whale sex.
by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017
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Truck Slut

A man who has a lifted truck that fucks anything that looks at it
by Goodefs December 2, 2023
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