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by wayment September 1, 2019
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Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
by koobz June 8, 2011
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.
tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.
by nicolette312 February 21, 2009
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

by Jack Ollie Courtney February 18, 2021
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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
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