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unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
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1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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Unicornical

An amazing magical creature know as a unicorn
Hey guys I saw the most Unicornical of unicorn's the other day.
by Punk1986rock November 25, 2023
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The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D
“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends
by Overgirl December 12, 2023
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The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
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unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.
Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"
by cowlitzron December 5, 2022
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