A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.
by Yeagfy May 24, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
Get the the unicorn light principlemug. While you may think the whole group contributed to Elmo’s Neologism project, it was actually a unicorn idea!
by airplane127 October 16, 2023
Get the Unicorn Ideamug. When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
Get the The unicornmug. A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.
You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.
Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
by B. Rexx January 6, 2025
Get the Unicornmug. Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
Get the The Angry Unicornmug. 