Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.

Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!

by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019

River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.

Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.

by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023

River

River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.

Hi River! I Love You. <5333

by ckirabryn April 9, 2022

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022