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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
mugGet the Picking your kippermug.

pick me girl

lillie ella. simply just lillie ella. also someone who tries to give all the boys chewing gum (also lillie ella)
lillie ella: oh my god boy 1 would you like a chewie

boy 1: yeah go on
girl 1: what the actual fuck. what a pick me girl
by ballwank.co November 23, 2021
mugGet the pick me girlmug.

Pick Me

A woman who puts/talks down on other women in order to make herself seem better.
"It's shameful how Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B have no respect for themselves," Amy sighed, watching the two women perform W.A.P at the 2021's Grammys, "They are hardly wearing clothes and have the audacity to dance like this on national television. And seeing how women strive to be them, looks like I'll be the only women left to truly love and respect myself."

"Amy, please go to hell and stop being a Pick Me," her friend, Joselin replied.
by titi_kusha April 16, 2022
mugGet the Pick Memug.

Manic Pick Me Dream Girl

omg did you see mandy being a manic pick me dream girl last night? she kept laughing extra hard at my boyfriends jokes.
by anonymous March 17, 2024
mugGet the Manic Pick Me Dream Girlmug.

pick-me

a fucking phyco who's dad went to get the milk
person 1: STAWWWP IM NOT SHORTTT
person 2: fucking pick-me right there
by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023
mugGet the pick-memug.

Sheep Picks

Sheep Picks uses 100% Child Labor to Produce our Products
by Sheep Picks June 27, 2021
mugGet the Sheep Picksmug.

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg
Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo
by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018
mugGet the a cotton picking yo yomug.

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