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JV Warrior

A person who takes recreational basketball games extremely seriously but is not good enough to make their high school’s varsity team.
Person 1: “Wanna hoop later?”
Person 2: “Nah man all the JV Warriors out today I’m not trying that hard.”
by Prison Sal January 27, 2025
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warrior

An image with an absurdly-large file size.
Person 1: "Okay, look in the folder labeled 'rt to scare volvo' for the TF2 images."
Person 2: "Hey, why do you have an image of Heavy called 'warrior'? And why is it 20K pixels squared, and 48.7 terabytes in size?"
Person 1: "My goals are beyond your understanding."
by Aqxer June 14, 2021
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stroke warrior

A person who has suffered a stroke who has harnessed a "fighting spirit" to assist them in their recovery and in life.
"Alon is a stroke warrior, overcoming the prognosis given to him by the medical community, achieving what he was told was impossible."
by alontree September 2, 2021
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Antisocial justice warrior

A person who uses the fight against social justice warriors as an excuse to be rude, condescending, and sometimes violent for the purpose of relieving their frustrations or validating their sense of unwarranted moral superiority. The behaviors of antisocialocial justice warriors usually have no impact on the civil rights movement since it is their arguments social justice warriors decided to fight and ASJW only strenghen SJWs believe of being needed.
Behaving like an antisocial justice warrior is as stupid as to behave like an social justice warrior
by 69Butthurt69 November 2, 2018
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clit warrior

Clitimax maximus

Or in English : woman who bangs her clit so much it’s beat the hell up
Jenny is such a clit warrior I swear

We know babe, we know
by Joel Holstein January 5, 2021
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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