Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

hello peter

welcome to fortnite

peter griffin: holy crap im in fortnite! oh my gosh, this is so freakin epic!!!! holy crap, donald trump?
donald trump: hello peter, welcome to fortnite.

by the cooler penguin27 July 11, 2022

peter squeezins

What's left inside a mans shaft after he ejaculates

After he came his ol lady milked out his peter squeezins until dry

by Buckin-fastard January 1, 2017

harry peter

It's an unshaved male genital.

It's been 6 months since I shaved now I have a Harry Peter

by Chancellor Bennet June 15, 2016

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names December 8, 2007

Peter Lik

An alternative reaction to hearing/recieveing bad news. (Could be replaced by "Oh, Really?" Also used at a curse.

~Stubs toe~
"PETER LIK"!

by The Whore's Fertilizer May 2, 2011

wet peter

"the act of ejaculating in the ear like a wet Willy "

Dude I totally gave Genevieve a wet Peter last night .

by Wet Peter founder August 14, 2017