1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN March 29, 2006
Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.
"You agency staff want money for nothing!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
by The pork chop Express February 05, 2005
a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
by Budhite Knights June 14, 2004
A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 02, 2005
n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011