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licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008
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The cat licked the pies

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."
"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"
by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009
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lick my bird

when your brother is pissed off he will most likely respond with lick my bird.
by SABERTOOTH902 July 9, 2017
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Lick My Muffin

A White women phrase to incise a white male (Cracker) to lick the vaginal are of a white women.
1. Gary: Sup Biatch!
2. Mary: Fuck You, Lick My Muffin.
by Cracker0909209243 October 28, 2009
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Lick the candle whick

Oh, you refuse to lick the candle whick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Linku Chan December 3, 2020
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Booby licking straight

It is when you want to prove to your friends that your straight but you add a random adjective to prove the point.
"hahah Edoardo is gay" "nah I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight as a motherfucker I'm talking booby licking straight" .Shouts Edoardo.
by Hoddie fingerer69 November 11, 2020
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lick my froth

A term used in a sexual position when a women refuses to lick her partners asshole.
Shuana: i don't wanna!

Andrew: Bitch! Lick my froth!
by Lola 88227766 May 6, 2018
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