Gooning

A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.

i'm gooning

by the random. October 14, 2025

Gooning

What a chess player does before and after each round to succeed.

Lio is gooning 24/7 in order to beat undercover Jew chess players .

by Artouris October 20, 2025

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 5, 2011

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy

D'Ondre is a goon.

by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.

John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."

by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023