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cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.
Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.
by chiante August 5, 2009
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cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.
Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!
by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008
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Cock Slayer

An unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e.g., oral and anal sex. Cock Slayers approach sex as a spiritual ritual and need to ingest semen to balance their spiritual life as well as regulate hormone levels and mood. They are known primarily for their oral sex skills given their need for semen. They are frequently married and/or monogamous given the requirement for unprotected sex to obtain male fluids. These women are identifiable by their hour glass figures (narrow waist, round bottom) but their breasts can be large or small. They are well documented in ancient Hindu and Taoist teachings, art and sculpture.
"Holy Shit that woman is one stone cold Cock Slayer. She sucked my cock until I blew the biggest load of my life. Then she wanted anal. Jesus, my balls are sore."
by MarriedtoMILF May 26, 2014
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top cock

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.
1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Cock Mongol

Woman or Tramp that goes from cock to cock. She is nomadic when it comes to the cock. .She is territorial and will defend her cock. However once she is done she will leave and move on to a new cock
That cock mongol has fucked half of the gym!
by CockMongol December 14, 2009
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Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.
Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!
by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008
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cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.
that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm
by thekithcen April 25, 2007
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