put on a crosstown bus

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

by William Warney July 04, 2009

struggle bus

An off color reference to the bus ridden to school specifically for the handicapped kids.

you're such a dumbass, you ought to have your own seat on the struggle bus with the rest of them

by NewSlangSlinger June 30, 2016

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

School Bus Ass

An ass so big that on a school bus it takes up the entire seat.

That bitch was so fat that she had a school bus ass!

by TBONESTEAKS April 13, 2011

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 30, 2005

BU$ KRU!!1!

a group of friends who hang out at the same bus stop

"who are they" "oh they are just the BU$ KRU!!1!"

by 5K April 03, 2009

Slumdog Shit Bus

A mode of transport for the poorer person.

'u gettin a taxi into town mate?'

'nah mate i'm poor i'm jumpin on the Slumdog Shit Bus'

by elroys_here April 05, 2010