That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.
Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.
by Chumley667 January 7, 2012
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Get the ming moment mug.A nisfa moment is where you become really dopey and do not talk or answer anything or anyone correctly due to the dopeyness you may have. It is called this because Nisfa has these moments on a multiple amount of occasions throughout the hour let alone the day.
Hey man, when’s your next shift?
Ducklings
Huh, wtf you on about?
Oh shit, I had a nisfa moment. My bad
Fuck man, I heard about those. I’m sorry you had to go through that
Ducklings
Huh, wtf you on about?
Oh shit, I had a nisfa moment. My bad
Fuck man, I heard about those. I’m sorry you had to go through that
by Abdul402 April 27, 2020
Get the Nisfa Moment mug.A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.
Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.
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Get the Gong moment mug.When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight
Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.
Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.
Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.
by ImShedding May 15, 2021
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