Tombstone Moment

That moment after you say something to your girlfriend/wife and you realize that its gonna get you killed.

Friend 1: That dude just called his wife fat.
Friend 2: Thats a total tombstone moment.
Guy who called his wife fat: HELP ME!!!! SHE'S KILLING ME.

by Chumley667 January 7, 2012

Cohen Moment

A term used to label a moment in which someone shows signs or racial or sexual intolerance.

Person 1: Man I sure dislike those gays
Person 2: Cohen Moment

by Scousler January 3, 2023

ming moment

when a guy called ming says some stupid shit and thinks he is right (nothing will change his mind)

'bro, he said squid game was good'
'ming moment'

by Octales October 3, 2021

Nisfa Moment

A nisfa moment is where you become really dopey and do not talk or answer anything or anyone correctly due to the dopeyness you may have. It is called this because Nisfa has these moments on a multiple amount of occasions throughout the hour let alone the day.

Hey man, when’s your next shift?

Ducklings

Huh, wtf you on about?

Oh shit, I had a nisfa moment. My bad

Fuck man, I heard about those. I’m sorry you had to go through that

by Abdul402 April 27, 2020

Switzerland moment

A praise you call out before engaging in a moment , instance , event , or action that would naturally lead to a decision or effect that you would naturally regret. But if you call out that you are going to commit a Switzerland moment you are instantly forgave in everybody’s eyes for they can’t judge upon a “Switzerland moment”. This also works for calling it out post-event. I.e man I had a “Switzerland moment” last night.

Man me and the whole work crew went out for drinks , spent $1000 bar tab , and Jake went home with a swamp donkey thank god he called out he was having a “Switzerland moment”.

by Petersteele937 November 17, 2021

Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.

Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.

by Neolexicon August 1, 2016

martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight

Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.

by ImShedding May 15, 2021