Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time

i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.

by ShonnGreen July 27, 2016

Super Straight

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.

Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*

by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.

Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..

by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021