speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."
by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020
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colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 08, 2021
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Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.
Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021
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Speed of Light

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.
The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second
by S3arch March 29, 2021
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speedy speed

A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne
I like riding the speedy speed.
by Squarcillow April 25, 2022
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salice speed

a girl that never cheats and is loyal to there spouse but has a big ass head with little jaws.
she's a salice speed
by koolaidman35 November 10, 2019
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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed
why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.
by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024
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