Snackcrastination

The habit of escaping work or responsibilities by convincing yourself to eat a snack first... and then another one... how about one last one.

"I was suppose to start my essay 20 minutes ago but my snackcrastination kicked in."

by midnightmuncher September 8, 2025

Snackcident

Noun. When you accidentally eat an entire container of something when you only meant to have a little.

I was only going to have a few spoonfuls, but then snackcidentelly had ice cream.

I’m sorry, I wasn’t planning to eat them all, it was a snackcident.

by Mr. Eating Disorder October 1, 2025

Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025

Snackey

When someone is being crappy and sassy at the same time basically being a bitch.

Stop being Snackey

by Weena November 18, 2025

Snackey

When someone is being crappy and sassy at the same time basically being a bitch.

Stop being Snackey

by Weena November 18, 2025

bobby snack

another term for a beer. named for a gentleman in my home town who loved pbr or i guess whatever kind of beer he could get his hands on.

i think i will have another bobby snack please.

by mike wood December 23, 2006

Finger snack

When a person fingers another person in the anus, and pulls out remnants of fecal matter, and continues to eat the fecal matter.

After Joey and Mike explored each others behinds they proceeded to have a finger snack.

by Dan Henderson December 22, 2007